I'm Michelle, a rancher from rural Montana. I decided to make a little blog about everything that I love. I just graduated with my Bachelor's degree in Business Administration. I'll post about life in the country, farming and ranching, cooking and baking, arts and crafts, what I'm reading, and most likely random, ridiculous insights I may have along the way. We do it all for the love of the livestock, the land, and the lifestyle.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Montana Farm Bureau Convention
We support legislation that designates acquiring a job under false pretenses as an illegal activity.
We believe it is the responsibility of the state, federal, or local government to clearly mark all boundaries and fence lines surrounding public lands.
We support legislation requiring that any boundary or fence line not specifically marked as public land shall be presumed to be private land and illegal to enter without the consent of the owner(s).
We support legislation that requires any allegation of animal cruelty to be reported within 10 days of the incident.
As many land owners know, especially those in areas with good hunting, your land is very easily trespassed upon. A lot of people around here own section after section and they can't possibly keep an eye on everything. I was hoping to use the second and third resolutions as a way to punish trespassers more harshly as well as create responsibility for the federal government when it comes to clearly labeling public lands. Unfortunately, neither of those passed on the State level.
The other two resolutions were in regards to groups such as PETA and the Humane Society of the United States. Both of these animal rights groups and many others have began the practice of sending members to obtain jobs on farms and ranches in order to "catch" animal cruelty. They may video tape or take pictures of the farmers and ranchers working. Then they are known to photo shop the pictures or make new videos that can be easily misconstrued as animal cruelty. In reality, these groups are not actually worried about the welfare of animals. They truly want to hurt agriculture, especially in the areas of dairy, meat, and eggs.
Only the last piece of legislationg was passed on the State level. Mostly they disagreed with the wording of the policies, so I think I will put them through again next year with different wording. At the county meeting a few months ago I was actually voted on the Policy Development Committee as well as the Young Farmers & Ranchers Committee. At the convention I met some new people, learned a lot, and was given some great ideas on policy for next year.
Every year at convention, a few of our young farmers and ranchers compete in a discussion meet, which is basically an informal debate. They are given a topic, usually a problem facing agriculture, and they talk about the problem. The winner wins a trip to the National Convention to compete in a discussion meet with fellow state winners. I decided to be a spectator at the state discussion meet this year but I'm definitely going to compete next year.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Preg Checking
The first time I had the pleasure of preg checking this year was with my boyfriend's family. My boyfriend and I have been dating for about six months now and he comes from a ranching family too. Anyway, the first time we EVER worked cows together was actually about two weeks before we preg checked. We were helping his family pre-condition the calves that were to be sold. So let me tell you, my boyfriend has never even considered raising his voice to me- he's not that kind of guy. But.... let me tell you something else. His family apparently gets just a little crazy around cows. And yes, I know first hand about getting crazy around cows. I come from crazy family numero uno. We yell, we fight, we get over it. The thing is my brother can yell at me and I'm like "Oh duh, there's a cow right there trying to escape" or something. However, when my boyfriend yells at me I think in my head, "Is he talking to me? Why is he yelling at me? What am I doing wrong? HOW DARE HE YELL AT ME!!?!" So... as you can imagine, the first time any cattle-related yelling involved my boyfriend and I, one of us was just a teeny bit upset. *cough cough* In his defense a calf was trying to jump over the alley, and he was worried for my safety. Still, I was upset. And I may or may not have told him that I was never working cows with him again because he's mean and terrible. Okay I definitely told him that. Then I pouted for the rest of the day.
So when he told me his parents wanted help AGAIN my first reaction wasn't no, it was heck no. Then I reconsidered because I didn't really want to spend the day without him and he promised he would be nice and not terrible. So we did round 2, and there was the same amount of yelling, although less directed at me. Everything turned out alright, and we lived happily ever after. Or something like that ;) All in all, his parents' cows tested well. I think they had around 10 open from about 350 head. Those are good numbers on a normal year, and really great numbers for the dry year we've had.
A few weeks ago I preg checked with my parents. We used a tub, which is possibly the best invention, like, ever. A tub is basically a half-moon entrance into an alley with a swinging door. You open the door, push a few cows in, close to the door behind them and push them up into the alley and into the chute. BAM! Super efficient. It's a lot less stressful for the cows and it just goes so much smoother than a regular alley and chute. All in all the herd of my parent's that we check were good. We had a few lates and then maybe 5 opens out of 175 head. None of my cows have been checked yet, because they were in another pasture and we are doing them separately sometime this month. I hope they all check alright, but I'm a little worried that my coming 3 year-old might be open since she aborted after jumping the fence last year. I guess we will see huh? Well anyway, it's past my bedtime and I have about a kazillion things to do tomorrow.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
The Branding 2012
Anywho, I thought I'd post some pictures of the branding... like I promised many moons ago. Anything we do at a branding is for the health and safety of our calves. We would never do anything to harm them or decrease their quality of life. After all, they are our income. So, we vaccinated them with the usual 7-way which vaccinates for Clostridium chauvoei, septicum, novyi, sordelli and prefrigens Types C & D. A mouthful eh? Basically it, you know, keeps a calf healthy. I wish I could elaborate but I'm not a pharmacists or a veterinarian. We also vaccinated with Bovi-Shield Gold IBR-BVD which (yes I know what this one does!) vaccinates against Infections Bovine Rhinotracheitis or IBR. IBR can cause diarrhea, influenza, and other respiratory problems. I know, I'm so smart. And I can google the crap out of things. But mostly I'm smart... We also poured all of our calves with Ivomec. That's the brand name, but we actually used the generic kind because we're cheap. Ha. Anyway, Ivomec is basically a pour on bug repellent. It keeps insects off the cows which can cause serious health problems, not to mention be annoying as heck. We branded the calves. We used 3 different brands, mine, my parent's, and my oldest younger brother. We also used growth hormones this year. We implanted the steer calves with the hormone in the ear to help them grow faster. We have never done this before and wanted to experiment with it. Unfortunately its been an extremely dry year and our calves don't actually weigh any more than they did last year because the grass didn't have as good of food value as usual. The bull calves all mysteriously become steer calves. Alright, we cut them. It's a pretty simple process that the average person would not want to see, like ever. So yea, I'll leave it at that. It is sanitary and the safest way to castrate bull calves. Banding can cause infection and once the infection reaches their guts there's pretty much nothing you can do. Also, most people will tag as well, but we tag our calves as they are born so we can match up the calf to the mama and track our herd a little better. Well, to the pictures.
The next 6 pictures are a pretty good example of how to wrestle a calf as demonstrated by the professionals, my sister and I. If I had known I was going to be photographed I might have made fewer funny faces!
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This is what the Ivomec looks like. |
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A good shot of my dad branding. |
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If you can see, my cousin Matt's girlfriend, Tyler, is vaccinating. She has a vaccination gun in her right hand . |
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Me (left) and my sister (right) wrestling while my cousin Tyler is cutting. |
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My brother Joe working on his loop while roping. |
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My cousin, Matt and brother ,Jared enjoying some Rocky Mountain Oysters. Yes, calf balls. |
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
My First Branding
So in late spring of my eight grade year, we went to a neighbors branding. These folks are from Minnesota as well so they sort of took my family under their wing for a while. At most brandings you show up early and gather cows, but at this time my horse and I weren't on speaking terms so I decided the safest thing would be to not ride. Anyway, I didn't want to embarrass myself at my first branding by rounding up the wrong way!! I laugh just thinking of a time when I didn't know how to gather cows. Sometimes I wish I could pretend I don't know how. Riding in rough country still is not my favorite, so I usually have some sort of engagement or a disagreement with my horse when I'm asked to do so. Anywho, I showed up at the branding with my mom and sister just as the others were bringing the cows into the corral. My dad and brothers were a little more gung ho about gathering so they had gone along and helped. Sometime around this time I got handed a vaccine gun and a wax marker and was told to vaccinate. Oh, great. Now I just knew I was gonna stab someone or hurt a calf. Possibly both. After the guys had sorted off most of the mother cows is when the complete and utter confusion began. There were horses trotting by, guys wrestling, other people vaccinating, my sister ear tagging along with the daughter who lived on the ranch, bull calves being cut, and calves being, believe it or not, branded! So now I was not only worried about the pain my little tiny needle was inflicting on these calves, but also the pain they experienced when they were wrestled, dragged, cut, poked with another needle, ear tagged, and branded. Now I realize as long as everything is done properly, the calf will suffer the least amount of pain, which will probably only last a minute or two. I was doing pretty well vaccinating, but a friend of mine was not doing so well wrestling. He had wrestled the head of a calf and I ducked down to vaccinate the calf in it's front arm pit. Just as I pushed the needle in, the calf kicked, my friend let go of the leg, and I got kicked straight in the nose. Now I lean way out when vaccinating a calf he wrestles, just for good measure. Oh, and the smell. At a branding there is always a slight aroma of cow poop with the smoky smell of searing flesh. This smell made me almost nauseas at my first branding, but now it smells like summertime and a sense of community.
Since that first branding, I've learned to actually mix my own vaccine (it's harder than it looks), ear tag, and even wrestle. I can't believe there was a time when I had no idea what a branding was, but I'm glad I do now. I can't imagine a year of my life without at least one branding, and I hope I never have to know what that's like. I always look forward to branding season and I'm looking forward to my family's branding on Friday. I will take pictures and post about each job and the reasoning for everything sometime this weekend.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Rain, Rain, Go Away
Rain, rain, go away. Come back another day.
How's next week sometime? Kay, thanks.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Bedtime Thoughts
Firstly, I dread public speaking. It's making me a little nauseous thinking about it right now. Why is it so hard? I'm a naturally shy person and this is something I've battled my entire life. Oh, how I wish I could be like those outgoing people who can talk to anyone and speak in front of a thousand people and not get nervous!! But, I'm not. In high school I decided that I was no longer going to be shy. I joined Speech and Drama. Yes, I was a Speech and Drama nerd. I say that affectionately. Was I any good? Heck no. Three years I did duo acting, serious and humorous, depending on the year. On year I did expository speech. I was terrible at all of it. But I still did it, to push my boundaries and hopefully cure my stage fright. Then I did this crazy thing and I tried out for the cheerleading squad. Formerly being a basketball and volleyball player, this was no easy step. So, I made the squad and cheered for three years. By the time I was a senior I didn't bat an eye at being out in front of everyone. I guess dancing and cheering were just different than public speaking. Yes, that was all in explanation of the first reason. So, now I think I'm less shy than I used to be. Public speaking doesn't freak me out quite as much as it used to. And, let's face it. They're 2nd and 5th graders! They're going to be happy just to get out of class! Besides, I love kids. I'm really looking forward to it.
The second reason is that the woman I'm doing the presentation with is also helping me coordinate the Young Farmers and Ranchers event that I'm putting on in May. So this means that I'd like to have some information to show her. The only thing is the other young lady we are working with has been very busy with other things. She works in Wyoming and has a 5 year-old son, so it's not really her fault that she doesn't have time. At the same time, if I would have known this was going to be the deal, I could have taken on more responsibility to make it easier for all of us. But, unfortunately, I can't really do what I need to do until she does what she needs to do. I like to be prepared. I like to be in control. So, this is causing me major stress.
Anyway, those are my bedtime thoughts. Now I'm going to actually go to bed. Big day tomorrow. I think I'll have a nice little dream about Pam and all the delicious milk she is going to make for me.
Monday, April 23, 2012
DJ the Ferocious Cattle Dog
Well, enough of my gushing. Just thought I'd let you in on how his training is going. Next I'm hoping to get him to bring the cows around, sort, and all that. I know that will take a lot of work for both DJ and me, but I feel confident that we can do it.
DJ at a few weeks old. Look at that face! |
The happy family: Wiley, Duke, and DJ. |
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Farm Bureau Federation
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Where You Have Livestock...
The calf that died was born disfigured. The little thing only had one nostril and it's lip was detached on the right side of it's face. He was born one evening and didn't survive to see morning. I felt so bad for it. Honestly, I couldn't believe it was alive when it was born. Just one of those strange things, ya know?
The calf we had to put down has been something weighing on our minds for a long time. He was the cutest dang Charolais calf you'd ever see in your life. Unfortunately, after he was born he contracted navel ill, which then turned into joint ill. What causes navel and joint ill is bacteria enters the belly button of a newborn calf. Once the bacteria reaches the joints of the calf it causes joint problems, trouble walking, and pain. It will eventually get so bad that the calf's joints will basically wither away until he can't walk at all. We first noticed he probably had joint ill when he was about a week old. Everyone basically knew that if the bacteria was already to his joints, he would probably have to be put out of his misery. We did try to save him though. He was administered a sulfur bulos twice a week and a high-dose shot of LA 200 every 3 days for 2 weeks, as instructed by our veterinarian. We thought we had caught the joint ill in time, because the calf responded well to the treatment at first. But after a while he would be barely walking again. Finally, after weeks of trying to save him, he had to be put down. I think the worst part was that his mother is one of the most attentive cows we have in our herd. She rarely left her calf's side. I know that we had all grown fond of the little guy, so putting him down wasn't easy for anyone. After that we made sure that every single calf born on the place had it's belly button coated with iodine, that being the way to avoid navel and joint ill. We learned a pretty hard lesson with that.
The cow that had to be put down was actually one of the heifers we bought this year. She calved sometime early last week. After a couple days she started to act funny. She was down a lot, so my brothers and I went out to get her up and see if we could do anything. When we walked out to see what was going on, she could barely stand up. We brought her into the barn and put her in the head catch. Sometimes when cows do this they could have a twin inside them or maybe even a blood cloth. My brother stuck his hand inside her to see if that was the problem, but it wasn't. We gave her a dose of LA 200 to see if it would put a little hitch in her giddyup. It didn't. She just kept going down, and we could not get her to stay up. This is one of the worst things to see, especially in a heifer. Basically, if the cow doesn't even have the will to stand up, she is going to be dead within a few days. We humanely ended her life, the third animal to die on the ranch within a few days.
It's weeks like this that I wish I had a normal life where I didn't have to deal with death on a regular basis. But as the saying goes, "Where you have livestock, you have dead stock."
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Women in Agriculture
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Blake Shelton and Justin Moore Concert
MetraPark, the location of the concert, was completely packed. I've been to several concerts and sporting events, including PBR, in the Metra and I've never seen so many people in it before. Dia Frampton was the opening act. If you watch the television show The Voice, you'll know who I'm talking about. Dia was a contestant who was coached by Blake. She made it to the final two. Dia is not a country singer, but she has a beautiful voice. Her live performance was very impressive, even though her style of music isn't exactly my favorite. There was a small intermission before Justin Moore came on. This is when I decided it would be smart to stand in the beer line. It wasn't that smart. I barely sat down with my drink when Justin came on stage. I'll tell ya, the guy has stage presence. I don't know what it was, but Billings was really loving him. After he sang Small Town USA, the audience gave Justin a standing ovation. He told us how much it meant to him and his family, which I thought was so touching. Justin Moore was a great entertainer. His live singing was remarkable. I mean, he can really belt! After another intermission, Blake Shelton finally came on stage. Actually, I should say he played a recording of Miranda Lambert's song Baggage Claim. When it came on, the entire crowd was getting very excited to see Blake. Finally, he came on. His show was very impressive. He did a lot of crowd interaction, which was great. He sang some old favorites, like Old Red, and new songs just on the radio, including Drink on It. He had a great live singing voice and seemed very down-to-earth when he was interacting with the audience. He told us a lot of personal stories. Overall it was the best concert I've been to. If either Blake Shelton or Justin Moore is ever in your area, I highly recommend that you go to the concert. You will not regret it!
Group picture! Oh, wait.. |
Ok, let's do that again! Oh, wait.. |
Third time's a charm! Oh my gosh. Never mind. |
People were waving their phones like lighters. |
Justin Moore |
Blake Shelton |
This picture turned out nice. |
He was talking to the audience. |
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
My Least Favorite Things in the World
Cows.
Fences.
Gates.
Horses.
Calves.
Tractors.
Four Wheelers.
Dogs.
Cows. Oh, did I already say that?
That's all I can think of right now. I guess you could say I've had a couple of bad days. Honestly, there are only so many things that can go wrong on the ranch and I believe I've witnessed all of them in the last two days. Unfortunately, I really can't really complain because I could always be like a normal person my age and get a normal job. Or have no job at all... What am I saying? That's just crazy talk! Well anyway, tomorrow I'm making the trek to town to see my sister, so I can only assume that I will not have to deal with any of those terrible things on my list. Hallelujah! In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Feeding at Night
Here's a link to one of the articles I've found on the effects of night feeding: http://www.cattlenetwork.com/cattle-news/Night-time-versus-day-time-feeding-influences-time-of-calving-135874173.html
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Quick Update
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
The One-Eyed Dog
Duke and DJ. Duke's right foot is actually through the cone. Silly dog. |
Monday, March 19, 2012
Babysitter Cows and Baby Calves
Two Babysitter Cows and a Few Calves |
A Loner Cow and Her Calf. How cute are the little black baldies!? |
A Mama, a Calf, and Two Soon-to-be Moms |
A Mama Eating Hay and the Baby Relaxing |
Bizarre Montana Laws
State of Montana
Prostitution is considered an offense against the family.
One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crimes.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex in any other position than missionary.
Seven or more Indians is considered a war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Billings, Montana
No person shall raise pet rats.
Persons in possession of a "pea shooter" risk it being confiscated by the police.
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket to city council proceedings.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave stage while performing.
It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.
So, there it is. A little bit of humor, I hope. I tried to verify them all, but I had a hard time finding what I consider factual sources. Anyway, my favorite is how it's apparently illegal for me to go fishing alone. Silly men. Anything you can do, we can do better, and alone. If you know of any wacky laws in your state, let me know! I love stuff like this.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Doing the Right Thing
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it." -General Normal Schwarzkopf
Thursday, March 15, 2012
When All Else Fails, Use a Four Wheeler
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
The Foreman and the Night Shift
But, even the foreman has to make a few sacrifices, such as night calving. When dealing with the night shift, you need to figure out how you can do it best. Everyone is different, so everyone approaches it a different way. I know some people who like to sleep in between checks and set their alarm. I know people who just magically wake up when its time to check... or so they say *suspicious look*. Obviously, neither of these methods have ever, or will ever work for me. I am the type that needs to stay up the entire time. I just know the second my head hits that pillow for a little "nap" I will not be waking back up. So I just stay up and use the time I have alone to, well, be alone. For once. It's marvelous. Sometimes I get to watch TV, or I blog, or read a book. An actual book! Like I said, I'm busy. But, to be completely honest, I usually work on homework. Yea, I'm the crazy person getting a degree to work on a ranch. I'm also getting my real estate license. When will I ever have time to sell a dang house, or ranch, or anything? I have no idea. Maybe I'll just stop sleeping completely. I can sleep when I'm dead, right?
Distressed Cow Sounds
Sunday, March 11, 2012
The Case of the Missing Calf
Friday, March 9, 2012
The Case of the Grafted Calf
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The little guy. |
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The new mama. Terrible picture, I know. I'll take another I promise. |
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Twins on Super Tuesday
In the six years my family has been ranching in Southeastern Montana, we've only had two sets of calves. One set was born about four years ago. It was a fraternal pair, one heifer and one bull. Unfortunately, when opposite-sex twins are born, the heifer has a 92% likelihood of being sterile. This heifer is called a freemartin heifer. Our second set of twins was born today. It was two bulls and they were actually identical. Pretty cool, huh? They were born to one of our first-year heifers, which I thought was interesting. I've never really heard of it happening. I mean, they have a hard time with one calf!! The first little bull calf born was pulled by a calf puller and the other just kinda fell out. The mama cow (she's a cow now that she's had her first calf) won't be able to produce enough milk to support both calves. Eventually one of them, probably the little one, will be kicked off the cow and will starve to death. Strangely enough, three days ago we had a still born calf. The cow is still producing milk, so we are going to try to graft one of the calves to her. That will be tomorrow's adventure and hopefully it works. I went out and snapped pictures right away after the calves were born. I was proud of myself for thinking about it! I also took some more pictures when I went out to check cows tonight.
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They were only minutes old in this picture. |
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The mama was probably thinking something along the lines of "There's two of them!?" |
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I'm a terrible photographer... but here they are from late tonight. |
In other news, it was Super Tuesday today. I didn't want this to be a political blog, but I think there are some things to be said. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of any of the candidates. I realize that no matter what, no person is perfect, which means that no candidate can be perfect. It looks like Romney took Virginia, Massachusetts, Vermont, Idaho, and probably Ohio. Santorum took North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee. Gingrich took Georgia. Wyoming and Alaska haven't been completely reported. That being said, I do feel like Americans are ready to head in a different direction. But, I'll leave it at that. I'm not one to stand on a soap box and preach about things that I'm not an expert on.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Caffeine Addict
I'll just come right out and say it, I come from a long line of addicts. Caffeine addicts, that is. We love caffeine. We love coffee. We love mountain dew. Ok, I love mountain dew, the rest of the clan likes it. Anyway, I think I can admit that we have a problem. Caffeine is drank at our house pretty much all day long, rain or shine. I know that my caffeine addiction started at a very early age. What? You say. Doesn't caffeine stunt growth? You say. Well, I can't say for sure but I stand a healthy 5'8" and I'm the shortest of the clan. Yes, even my baby brother is taller than me now. Darn it all! As I was saying, when I was younger I would always try to drink my grandpa's coffee. So one day he decided to fix me a bottle of coffee. I know, this all sounds so wrong. The bottle was about 90 percent milk, I'm sure, with maybe a dash of sugar. But, by golly, I was hooked. My early caffeine addiction was also helped along by the fact that my grandma always let me drink her Diet Pepsi. Lately I've been trying to cut down to one cup of coffee a day and one (or less) can of pop, aka mountain dew, cause that's the only kind worth drinking. (Except root beer with ice cream and coke with whiskey).It's been difficult to cut down because I start to get headaches at around 5 in the evening if I haven't had much caffeine that day. Not fun. Today I only had one cup of coffee and I feel pretty good, so I think my evil plan is working. Muahahaha!! Haha. Ha… Too much? Well, I better get off of cyberspace because I gotta go check some cows. Peace and Blessings.
P.S. Starbucks is overrated :)
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Some Words of Wisdom
"Aspire to live a tranquil life, to mind your own affairs, and to work with you hands, as we have instructed you, that you may conduct yourselves properly toward outsiders and not depend on anyone." 1 Thessalonians 4:11-12
When I read this passage, I just thought to myself, I want nothing more than to mind my own business, work with my hands, and support myself every single day.
Monday, February 20, 2012
A Little Cowgirl Poetry for Ya'll
Is It Time?
Tail goes up,
Is it time?
Out the butt,
she's oozing slime.
On the ground,
steaming warm.
Whaddya know?
False alarm.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
The New Additions
While I'm at it, here's a freakin adorable picture of DJ, my pup.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Calving Season is Officially in Full-Swing!
So, we got the heifer in the head catch and began the slightly disgusting procedure of pulling the calf. First we had to pull the hooves out far enough to wrap a chain around them. The little bugger was being a little difficult so we only had one hoof to work with for a while. To be sure not to cause any damage to the one leg, we used a hand puller to get him out far enough to grab his other hoof. Next we had both hooves chained and attached the chain to the calf puller. First, came the knobby little knees followed closely by the cute little calf face. At this point I got a little worried because it's tongue was sticking out and I was irrationally sure it was dead. I mean, after all that hard work... Could you imagine!? So we kept cranking on the calf puller until the calf’s ribcage was out, at which point the calf still had not shown any sign of life. I was literally freaking out. By now my brother just grabbed ahold of the little guy and guided it out the rest of the way. He set it on the ground, and lord have mercy, it bellarred. Oh, and it was a heifer! I would like to point out that when the calf came sliding out, my brother got completely covered in amniotic fluid and after birth. It was not pretty. I also got some in my hair, and no, I haven't taken a shower since then. Anyway, as my brother picked up the calf by the hind legs so its head was down, I gave it a little tap on the ribs to help it get the amniotic fluid from its lungs. Then he sat it down and I stuck my fingers in its nose so it would sneeze and cough. Yes, I did wash my hands. Ha. By this time we moved baby and mama into a maternity pen and gave them a little time to get acquainted. After fifteen minutes or so I went back out to make sure the little gal was standing and drinking. She was standing, clumsily, and I watched in amusement as she tried to find the teet. Once she found it though, I'm glad to say that she drank vigorously. During the first twelve hours or so after a birth, a mother cow will produce a type of milk called colostrum. It's very important that the calf drinks this because it provides important antibodies to keep it healthy in the future. All in all, it was a successful birth. I guess its days like today that make it all worthwhile!
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Cattle Dogs
1. An Aussie who looks a lot like Duke. 2. A Border Collie in the most popular black and white coloring. 3. A Blue Heeler- notice the how the tail isn't docked. 4. A hanging tree dog heading a cow.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Working ~and Playing~ for a Living
After all that commotion my baby cousin had his 1st birthday party. It's pretty conveinent that we we're able to get a little work in or there's no way my dad would have been okay spending a perfectly good Saturday at a party. So we were there for about two hours. Yes, two whole hours! I know it sounds crazy, but everyone, and by everyone I mean my dad and brothers, know that daylight is not for parties. After the party, everyone else headed home with our load while my sister and I did some grocery shopping before leaving town. We took seperate cars because 6 people in an extended cab pickup is about two or three too many. Maybe we're just spoiled. Or maybe it's a horrible experience riding in any vehicle with my loudmouth/ADHD brothers. One of the two ;)